[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
 You’ve been lost in the forest.
[x] You love to read.
 You are not shy at all.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[x] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
 You love to take care of people in need.
[x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
 You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother.
[x] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.
[x] You can get really bored.
 You have very long hair.
 Your hair is/was bright blonde.
[x] You’re an artsy person.
[x] You’re childish.
[x] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.
[x] You care about others and their feelings.
[x] You like to follow the rules.
 You have/had a pet rabbit.
 You love to play cards.
 You constantly know the time.
[x] You get yourself in sticky situations.
 You have been to a court.
 You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.
 You have had a tea party.
 You like hats.
[x] You’re late.
 You know how to play croquet.
 Your dad is rich.
[x] You are very clever.
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
 You’re unique and different from everyone else.
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[x] You don’t have a lot of (good) friends.
[x] You’re independent.
 You are wealthy.
[x] Your parents try to control your life.
 Your boyfriend/crush is strong.
 You have gotten involved with the wrong people before.
 You are very convincing.
[x] You have fallen in love before.
[x] You have had your heart broken.
[x] You find an interest in Greek mythology.
[x] You lie sometimes.
[x] You pretend to be someone you’re not.
[x] You have been used.
 Purple is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
 You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
 You’re the youngest in your family.
[x] You have a lot of sisters.
[x] You collect something.
[x] You have/had long hair.
[x] You are adventurous.
[x] You’re extremely curious.
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
 You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
 You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
 You have a decent singing voice.
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekend.
 You spend most of your time outside.
 You’re adopted.
[x] You’re very romantic.
 Pink is one of your favorite colors.
 One of your parents is dead.
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[x] You love to dress up.
[x] You love animals.
 You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[x] Your mom is really strict.
 You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
 You have/had blonde hair.
 You know that you’re beautiful.
 Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
 You’ve almost been killed.
 You have at least seven good friends.
 You’ve had food poisoning.
[x] You have/had short hair.
[x] You get along with almost everyone.
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
 You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
[x] You get jealous easily.
[x] You loved your childhood.
[x] You like to fly.
 You believe in magic.
 You’re 5’2” or under.
 You hate pirates.
[x] You love sparkles.
[x] People underestimate you.
[x] You get angry easily.
[x] You have/had a treehouse.
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[x] You are more spiritual than religious.
 You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
 One of your family members is dead.
[x] Your parents are very protective of you.
[x] Someone you know has been in the war.
[x] You love nature.
 You have/had black hair.
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] You’re very adventurous.
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
 People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[x] You have/had considered running away from home.
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out.
 A lot of your friends are boys.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
 You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
I guess I’m Ariel lol
I forgot to get a guest pass for my boyfriend for Homecoming. I’m used to him being a student.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I literally just have to sew the ears onto the goddamn hat that’s taken me the whole night to derp together
the things I do for high school spirit days…
do you ever look at a math problem then immediately want to kill yourself
few things make me want to suicide harder
THANK YOU YOUTUBE OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO ASDHRSADFPIHSDF
Can I just have Flea’s bass skills or
I would at least settle for having Josh’s babies
Or be able to listen to Chad drum solo forever
Also, Anthony, you should never wear shirts and should always sing instead of speak you beautiful man
I just finished Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT IT WAS SO AWESOME OMG OMG OMG OMG
It took all the usual “mahou shoujo” aspects and completely twisted them.
NOW I CRAVE APPLES
YOU DID THIS TO ME
No sarcasm. I’m at work right now, listening to the new RHCP album and I feel so right.
why havent i killed myself yet seriously
The day I get famous enough to actually believe everyone should care about my opinions is the day I should be fired from a cannon into the sun.
What Hogwarts House do you think it SOUNDS like?:
Ravenlaw or Hufflepuff, I think.
What Hogwarts House do you WANT to be in?:
I just wanted what I honestly deserved, and I guess that was Hufflepuff!
Does the username relate to you at all (why/why not)?:
Not really. It’s extremely feminine, and I probably wouldn’t have chosen it myself.
What kind of wand would you wish to get?:
Well, I got 11 1/2 inches, Dogwood, Unicorn hair core, surprisingly swishy. Which is pretty dang awesome to me. I wanted Unicorn hair lol. It’s not the most powerful wand, but it’s reliable. It would probably be good for charms.
Pure Blood/Half Blood/Muggle Born?:
I would say Half Blood. Probably just because my mom is a Potter fan and my dad isn’t!
Which day 1-7 did you get into Pottermore?:
3, I think?
Cat, Rat, Owl, or Toad?:
I got a barn owl. She’s so purdy :3
Expecto Patronum! What is your patronus shape and why?:
I’d hope for something like an otter, some kind of bird, or maybe even an ornate fish. I like things that flow.
Oh no! You’ve found a boggart! What does it look like?:
GAH. IT’S FAILURE.
Riddikulus! Now what does it look like?:
It’s failure at some stupid task I didn’t even like in the first place!
Would you rather be an Animagus or a Metamorphmagus and why?:
Animagus. I feel like being a Metamorphmagus would give me an identity crisis lol. And I just like the thought of turning into a bird or something cool like that.
If you taught yourself to be an Animagus, what animal would best suit you and why?:
Like I said, a kind of bird. I’m already lightweight and flighty (lol)
I GOT MY POTTERMORE EMAIL SKDHFASKDHFSAD
What makes a person beautiful?
Don’t post shit everybody says like “lol beauty is on the inside!!!!!”
Say what you really think.
I LOVE YOU OMG
everything is beautiful and nothing hurts
(except my wallet)
boyfriend decided to go watch a movie with his friend. promised to skype later.
movie is over and he has decided to hang out with his friends more.
we haven’t actually talked in ages but he does stuff with his friends every. single. day.
starting to wonder if making up was a good idea.
so we can have a dramatic reunion kiss.
(I just miss him a lot right now guys ugh)
- nicki minaj: CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT BOOM BADOOM BOOM BOOM BADOOM BOOM BASS
- helen keller: no
can someone help my eyes not bleed everywhere, or-
here, have a gif
started two weeks ago for me, bro. suck it up.
got a metal bar implanted in my chest three weeks ago. i can’t lift more than five pounds, get out of bed by myself, drive, bend at the waist, twist my waist. sitting in desks causes me extreme pain. no need to be fag, bro.
and medication makes school suck more than usual, just sayin’ (assuming you’re probably taking some kind of pain med because that sounds like it sucks to be you right now)
i got him back.
I GOT HIM BACK!
i gave up my only consistent source of comfort. i gave up someone i love and connect with deeply. i don’t deserve him and i am a massive idiot.