one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
wow why is anyone following me
just a reminder that tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
I have two eyeliner settings: “none” and “wanton mistress of the night.”
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
How often are you supposed to change them? O_o
Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
Wait some people only own one bra?
Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?
whats a bra
where am i
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING REESES CUPS FOR DESSERT
wipe his cum onto his shirt while screaming “EW!!! ICKY!!! GROSS!!!!”
so apparently the ex boyfriend i haven’t seen in like a year or something is working at safeway
i am simultaneously tempted to go in today and afraid to ever enter that place again
i mean the last time i saw him i slapped the shit out of him so that could be a bit awkward
i really don’t understand why the possibility of seeing him makes me so anxious tho i just?????
for those of you wondering, it’s this video im disgusted by
… why the fuck are people encouraging this? this is some obvious god damn sexualization and holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you people saying “YOU GO GIRL” and shit like that?????? yeah lets just have her dance to a song that sexualizes her before her first god damn period that’s helpful and not at all misogynistic and damaging
what the fuck
does this girl have the word “werk” plastered across her ass
goddamn what the fuck her dancing is fucking great but holy shit she looks like… 8 this is gross